Chatham grants Chilean ambassador honary degree

His Excellency Felipe Bulnes, ambassador of Chile to the United States was invited to Chatham University on November 4 to receive a Doctor Honoris Causa for Public Service. Before the ceremony and in the context of the University’s Global Focus Program’s Year of the Andes, the Ambassador held an open discussion session in the Mellon living room with Chatham students and faculty members.

The audience raised questions pertaining to education, the role of civil society, climate change and rising protests from the Mapuche minority. In the area of education, the Ambassador gave a brief description of how the education system functions in Chile, emphasizing that standards are high for students entering the University. The scores they obtain on entrance exams determine the amount of scholarships they receive; however he believes that the educational system can still be improved.

Establishing higher quality standards for teachers through standardized testing administered on a continuous basis to assess performance will serve as a basis for post retention. It will also be supported by putting safeguards in place to prevent unfair dismissal.

Regarding civil society in Chile, the Ambassador informed the audience that civil society had practically no space in society until the return of democracy in the 1990s. Recently however, with the building of its influence, it has become more and more confrontational. On climate change, Chile’s geography makes it vulnerable to climate change. The Ambassador indicated that his country is taking actions to reduce green house gas emissions by 20% by 2020. By 2025, 20% of energy consumed will come from renewable energy sources.

On the subject of the Mapuche minority in Chilean society, the Ambassador said the issue is being dealt with through an agency in charge of native issues which operates with the Ministry of Social Development. The meeting concluded with a note on Chilean culture and its extraordinary literary achievement especially considering the size of its population.

At 4 p.m. President Esther Barazzone welcomed Ambassador Bulnes in the Mellon Board Room for the degree granting ceremony. She also introduced Chile’s main features to a university wide audience. She emphasized the remarkable climate diversity of the country, its technological advances by referring to the miners rescue operation in October 2010 and she mentioned that Chile elected its first woman president in 2006.

The President’s introduction was followed by a brief presentation from Dr. Jean Jacques Sene, director of the Global Focus program. Dr. Sene strongly encouraged the audience to immerse itself in global understanding. “Global focus events have the ambition of creating a space where anyone can enhance their critical thinking with a healthy dose of global competencies hidden in the script,” he said.

The Chairman of the Advisory Board, former United States Ambassador Dan Simpson, then took the podium and introduced Ambassador Bulnes, a Harvard Law school graduate and a Fulbright scholar. As an eminent lawyer, Ambassador Bulnes will be representing his country at the International Court of Justice in a maritime dispute with Bolivia. Simpson also said Bulnes spent most of his career as an educator, and his presence on Chatham campus is most relevant.

Ambassador Bulnes was then invited to the podium to receive his awards. In his acceptance speech, he remarked that he was proud to receive this honor on behalf of his country which has seen enormous change in 24 years where human rights and democracyare at the core of this transformation.

The Ambassador also pointed out that education, which promotes human capital is the best tool for achieving development and creates equal opportunities. He believes that the main efforts should be to capture what America has in abundance: ideas, technology, and innovation.

He concluded by saying that Chile has the capacity to remove inequality and move from concept to crystal clear reality.

Chatham University to Host Blood Drive

On Tuesday, November 19 from 12:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. Chatham University, in conjunction with the Central Blood Bank, will host a Holiday Blood Drive on the third floor of the University’s Athletic and Fitness Center.

While the reasons for giving blood are well known to most, the process itself is often relatively unknown, which can intimidate first-time blood donors.  Fortunately, Chatham’s last blood drive, which occurred in September, provided an opportunity to help others learn what the process of donating blood involves.

On the day of the drive, the team from the Central Blood bank arrived early and began setting up all of their equipment in the Athletic and Fitness Center.  By 1:00 p.m. their day was well under way, and a group students sat waiting for their turn to begin the process.

One team of nurses clad in red and blue scrubs were seated at a table helping students through the registration process, while several others stood behind a tall blue curtain tending to those already giving blood.

When asked to explain the process of giving blood, Jen Kerr, a nurse for the Central Blood bank, explained that the process begins when a donor signs in at the small computer screen by the door.  She said that donors can make an appointment ahead of time, or they can sign up for a time on the day of the drive.

From there, the donor is given a medical screening (a 53 question survey) coupled with a test for temperature, pulse, blood pressure and hemoglobin levels.  These tests determine whether or not you are eligible to donate blood, Kerr said.

The Federal Drug Administration regulates this process and sets all of the criteria, she explained. This is due to the fact that the blood is technically considered a drug, as it is given to patients as medication.

Upon passing the screening, the donor proceeds to a cot where he or she generally donates a pint of blood, depending on weight. When finished, the donor is provided with a drink and a small snack and can sit and relax for a few minutes.

From there, the blood is taken to the lab, tested for communicable diseases and then separated into its three components – red blood cells, platelets and plasma.  Each component of blood goes to a different person, Kerr said. “When you donate one unit of blood, you’re saving three lives.”

Echoing that sentiment, Rachel Reed explained her desire to give blood by saying, “not enough people do it, and a lot of people need blood for various medical reasons.”

She went on to say that blood banks have shortages, so anyone who is eligible to participate in these blood drives should definitely make the effort to do so.

 

Ida Mansourian returns from recruiting blitz abroad

Assistant Vice President of International Affairs, Ida Mansourian, recently returned to Chatham after visiting Iraq, Jordan, the United Arab Emirates and Turkey to recruit students.

Mansourian visited Iraq because she had an invitation to go to a student fair that is held annually for students that are pursuing either their master’s degree or Ph.D. in their discipline.

Since she was in the region, Mansourian decided to visit the other countries as well, especially the Gulf countries because Chatham doesn’t have many students enrolled from that region. Mansourian believes these students have potential and that the institution needs to diversify its population. Conservative parents in these areas would want their daughters to be protected especially at women’s colleges.

Mansourian said that there are several steps in the recruiting process. “I talk with student counselors or advisors about the upcoming visit. Then I would work with the local [prospective] students and talk to them about the university and the type of programs that we have.” she said. “Also I worked with professional agencies who handled everything. They advertised within the country.” Mansourian also visited co-ed schools that didn’t know women colleges still existed.

When asked what other countries International Affairs plans to recruit students from, Mansourian said, “The next one we have will be Vietnam because [Linh Phung, the ELP coordinator,] will be presenting a paper in Vietnam. China is another country we will prioritize on.” Mansourian hopes that bringing students in from these countries will create a bridge between students, and that they will be able to learn from each other.

An interesting observation Mansourian said she made during her travels was the shock on people’s faces when she told them that Chatham was a single sex university. “They will ask why do we still have single sex universities, and I will tell them the history and rationale for why we still have it.”

Through her travels, Mansourian learned to build a rapport and connect with people when recruiting. “Every culture is different. We cannot have the same expectations that we have with this culture. We have to be respectful of the different time frame.” Mansourian said having international students is a great way for students from the U.S. to learn about other cultural resources. “Try to bring the globe to our institution. Meet the students and learn about the countries without having to travel there.”

Correction: An earlier version of the article misquoted Mansourian as saying a student will be presenting a paper in Vietnam. It is Linh Phung, the ELP coordinator will be presenting a paper in Vietnam.

Chatham to begin chapter of Strong Women, Strong Girls

In Maine last year, a group of 14 year old girls made history when they petitioned Seventeen to eliminate photoshop editing. Accepting the criticism, the magazine agreed. Seventeen is now photoshop free, and teen girls see real women in every photo.

Working towards positive social change in Pittsburgh, Chatham is creating a new chapter of Strong Women, Strong Girls. Strong Women, Strong Girls pairs college women with elementary school age girls through an afterschool mentoring program.

Strong Women, Strong Girls is a national organization committed to providing young girls with the resources to understand and change the social roles of women. The organization’s website contains various blogs and articles about strong female role models and women’s issues. They even have a blog called “Strong Female Fridays.”

Various organizations are getting involved as well. Chatham volunteers will be working with the Girl Scouts organization throughout schools. Through various activities, the main goal of this club is to find out what young girls want. Once that is determined, an act toward social change becomes the new goal. In order to challenge women’s roles in a positive way, the mentor-student relationship allows the girls to be themselves without feeling vulnerable.

A key aspect of Strong Women, Strong Girls is having college women mentor young women. The organization provides a role model for the girls and relies on that relationship to provide a sense of empowerment for the girls. It also encourages education through these relationships.

That is why Sophomore Kelley Connell wants to be a part of the organization. “I want to be involved in Strong Women, Strong Girls because of the support network it will provide for [young girls],” she said.

Last year, the organization mentored 400 girls with 110 mentors from Carlow University, Carnegie Mellon University, Duquesne University, Point Park University, and the University of Pittsburgh. It is also a member of the Pennsylvania Statewide Afterschool Youth Development network.

Often, skill-building activities are used to examine female role models. An organization called Girls Coalition will supply the club with a curriculum filled with activities.

The Girls Coalition works with various female empowering organizations. Hardy Girls is another program geared toward middle school aged. Similar to Strong Women, Strong Girls, the Girls Coalition supplies Hardy Girls with their curriculum as well.

Training will ensure that the correct message is given to the middle school girls. Hardy Girls is not offered as a club, but as an internship opportunity that will be opening up for spring semester.

Strong Women, Strong Girls and its counterparts appear to be a key aspect in creating positive social change for women and girls everywhere. The club allows strong women to teach girls what they’ve learned; and learn from the girls as well.

Waiting for intermission: review of “The World’s End”

As mentioned in earlier reviews, many of this year’s summer films have failed to live up to their hype. Audiences are seduced by a knockout trailer, but then leave the movie disappointed. Then there are films that lived up to the trailer…of a mediocre film. Such is the case of Edgar Wright’s “The World’s End,” the final installment in the “Cornetto Trilogy.”

Starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, the film follows Gary King (Pegg) who, in an attempt to relive his high school glory days, rounds up his more successful school buddies to embark on a night of barhopping in their hometown.

As the night drags on, Gary and his friends discover that the town has been taken over by alien robot creatures set with a plan on taking over the world. While there are many entertaining and poignant moments, it is lost in a contrived plot and muddled character motivations. The trailer promises a mediocre sci-fi film and delivers just that, nothing more.

For those few living in the pop culture doldrums, the “Cornetto Trilogy” is a series of parody films starting with “Shaun of the Dead” in 2004. Followed by “Hot Fuzz” in 2007, the trilogy achieved massive international success. What makes the trilogy so appealing is the fact that the films are commentaries of genres rather than simple parodies.

Each film is unique, capable of being watched independently from other films in the trilogy. The film begins on a strong note with the introduction of Gary King. From his trench coat to his Sisters of Mercy tattoo, Gary is an anachronism. When not in rehab, he spends his weekends partying to forget how life has moved on without him. Between the awkward silences between childhood friends and his naïve oblivion, Pegg’s performance of Gary hits almost too close to home. Cataloguing his descent to rock bottom accounts for the film’s poignant moments.

Blending with these moments are very hilarious scenes, including a lengthy conversation on what to call their apocalyptic adversaries. The chemistry displayed between actors Pegg, Frost, Martin Freeman and others is very natural, something which is portrayed in the film’s dialogue. “The World’s End” is a comedy that knows how to be serious.

But oh man, is this movie self-referential. Half of the film’s jokes rely on knowledge of having seen the other films in the “Cornetto Trilogy.” Though the preceding films of the trilogy offered similar jokes, they were few in number. The consistency of these jokes alienates those audiences who have not seen the trilogy and destroys the uniqueness of this film. However, the tendency to rehash the same jokes is not what diminishes the quality of the film; it is lack of a coherent plot.

Many of the subplots shoved into the two-hour film are hinted at but never fully resolved. The climax revolves on a bad joke. Though Gary is slated to have his character transformation, it is haphazard and makes for a stilted end to the film. Despite some moments of fresh comedy, it is watered down, and audiences are left scratching their heads.

Instead of spending $10 on this movie, wait for it to come out on DVD. In the meantime, watch “Shaun of the Dead” or “Hot Fuzz.” You’ll be less disappointed.

Rating: 2.5 out of 5

reprinted with permission from the Moviola

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Horoscopes

Aries (March 21-April 19): Fire is on your side, Aries. I just looked it up on the Internet, so it’s true.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): It’s never too late to join the circus.

Gemini (May 21-June 21): Sometimes you just have to take a step back and remember to breathe. Mostly because Gemini is an air sign, and I would assume breathing is important.

Cancer (June 22-July 22): The grapes you cannot taste are always sour… Yup.

Leo (July 23-August 22): To guarantee success, act as if it were impossible to fail. Unless you’re attempting to fly, then you might want to keep in mind the 100% chance that you will fail.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): This is a really lovely day! Congratulations!

Libra (September 23-October 22): Over every mountain is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. Don’t listen to Robert Frost; follow this path; it will be better in the end.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Search your own heart with all diligence for out of it flow the issues of life. (Yeah, I don’t get it either.)

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Three can keep a secret if you get rid of two.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Always remember that mistakes are the portals of discovery. How else do you think the Snuggie was invented?

Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Knowledge is priceless…unless you have to pay for tuition.

Pisces (February 19-March 20): Get it Pisces. #Zodiackiller #looktothestars #watersign #blubblubblub

 

Foodie on the half shell: Kombucha for what ails you

kombuchaA cure-all drug, Kombucha, has recently been introduced into my life at my new job at Whole Foods. Kombucha and I have been inseparable since. This fermented tea is made from sugar, water and tea, and you can add other flavors to make it tasty.

It’s sour, it’s fizzy, it’s technically a mushroom and it is the best thing to hit these taste buds in a while. Kombucha originated in China and was known as a “Godly Tea.” People who drank it were said to live forever. Who knew you could buy eternal life for $3.99 around the corner?

Well, there is no real evidence that Kombucha is a cure-all drug, but I have evidence that it is a spectacular find. I get bored of drinking and eating the same things. We all know what strawberry, garlic and nutty flavors are, but Kombucha introduced me to another realm of taste. Some people think it has a strong vinegar taste, but I find it has more of a sour taste that is very pleasant.

It is also fizzy, which is caused by a natural carbonation that occurs during its fermentation. It’s like a delicious soda, only it’s better for you. You have to watch the sugar content, but I have only drunk bottles with about six to eight grams of sugar in it. Relatively speaking, that isn’t too bad.

Kombucha is made from an ancient recipe from China. It was said to be the elixir of youth, and cured many diseases and other ailments. It is created by growing what they call a “Manchurian mushroom” on top of sweetened tea. The tea is a mystic drink that is said to have many benefits, but no one is quite sure what they are. There isn’t much in this drink. It is lacking in vitamins, and the only significant mineral in it is sodium.

Its name comes from the Chinese word “kombu” which means kelp. It is a confusing term, and it may have been from confusion of what was in it, or from the film on top of the drink while it is fermenting that looks like seaweed. I like the mystery of this delicious drink and just hope that eternal youth is a benefit.

I am really into this drink for a few reasons: It’s a great substitute for juice or soda. There is much less sugar, and the calories are nothing compared to a bottle of fruit juice or Coke. The most calories I have gotten from one of these drinks is a mere 40 calories. Another reason I enjoy it is that it is supposedly very easy to make at home. I don’t have enough time on my hands to jump into that kind of hobby, but it sounds really tempting. This way, you can tailor it to your taste and learn about a new trade.

It also is better for the environment since you wouldn’t be buying glass or plastic bottles from the store. Lastly, I love new, weird things, and this drink has weird all over it. Its taste is unbeatable to the process of making it.

If you want to try a real Kombucha, I recommend the brand Celestial Seasoning. If you want to start off a little milder, I would try Synergy. Their recipe is a version of the traditional recipe. I am addicted, and don’t know where to stop. Kombucha cupcakes? Kombucha candles? Would Kombucha ChapStick be taking it too far?

 

Finish National Novel Writing Month with a full novel

It’s that time of the year again. The month where suicidal amounts of caffeine and reckless self-endangerment become the norm. That’s right: It’s National Novel Writing Month or NaNoWriMo.

For those WriMos out there who don’t consume massive amounts of caffeine and aren’t fans of reckless self-endangerment in the process of reaching the 50K mark in 30 days, here are 10 tips:

1.     If you do imbibe caffeine, remember to drink juice and water. Nothing kills a novel faster than dehydration.

2.     Take breaks. The only thing you’ll do after staring at your manuscript blankly is delete everything in frustration.

3.     Talk to friends. You never know when they’ll say something you can put into your novel, or just give you the will to hit that next daily word goal.

4.     Edit nothing. You can do that in December after the Thank-Goodness-It’s-Over (TGIO) party. It’s easier to reach 50K if you don’t proof read anything.

5.     Contractions are evil. You can add them in December or not at all, but splitting contractions up is a good word bonus in a pinch.

6.     Drop by the local meet-ups from time to time. Nothing will beat the energy of half a dozen or more writers in the same room, all trying to egg each other on.

7.     Organize a meet-up. If there’s not one that you can get to, organize one closer to home. You can connect with people and take a breather so your writing batteries can recharge.

8.     Plan for the TGIO party. Setting a tangible reward for yourself makes the 50K easier to reach, even if it’s just one big reward.

9.     Eat a cookie. You reached your word count for the day and you deserve one. If you didn’t reach your goal but you wrote some, then you still deserve one. You spent all day massaging cramps out of your hands, and you deserve one.

10.  Pace yourself. Even if you only write the bare minimum a day, you’ll still have the 50K in one month, and you won’t find yourself burning out or abandoning your book because you started to hate your characters.

One last piece of advice: If you start to hate your characters, kill them off and have the new ones solve the crime.

 

Student plays soccer despite injury

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Photo courtesy of Chatham Athletics

Like many college students, Megan Cooper studies hard, likes to sleep and listens to music in her spare time. There is a calm intensity about her and it is reflected in her love of soccer. You would never know that she is battling an ankle injury unless she told you.

A first year political science major from Erie, Pennsylvania, Cooper adores her time so far at Chatham. “I’m an independent person, and living at home was not really my style. Chatham is independent but small enough to reach out to people if you need something,” she said.

Cooper joined Chatham’s soccer team at the beginning of the semester. She started playing soccer at age five when her dad decided to coach her and her sister. Cooper loves the intensity of the game. “With soccer, you’re always moving, always thinking. There are no breaks.”

Cooper made friends at Chatham, mostly through playing soccer. “I’ve never been on a team that’s so close,” she said. “I think it’s a combination of everyone’s personality fitting together. We are like an eccentric family, and we’ve only been playing together for a few months.”

Despite Chatham’s low record this season, Cooper’s soccer coach Betsy Warren said the overall competitive performance of the team has greatly improved. “The win-loss record doesn’t reflect the team’s performance,” she said. “Looking at the number of goals we’re scoring now, it’s a big improvement since last season. We’re definitely turning things around.”

Warren acknowledged that the team plays in a very competitive program but the most important aspect to Warren is that “this team fights to the very end. No matter the score, the team presses on and keeps playing,” she said. “In the last game we scored during the last two minutes.” She added that the team has taken a number of opposing teams into overtime during several close games this season.

Cooper considers herself a pretty aggressive player but often ends up on the ground because of her petite size. She said she works hard to stay with the ball despite other more physically imposing players who try to use her size to their advantage.

Cooper plays soccer despite a muscle called peroneus tendon that rubs on top of her anklebone. She said the injury itself doesn’t have a name. “I have always had this tendon problem. I guess I was born with it; it was just agitated this year more than it ever has been,” she said. “The only way to fix it is to tack the tendon back in place away from the bone.”

Cooper went to the doctor for an MRI and found out she needed surgery to fix the problem. The doctor offered to do surgery right away, but Cooper decided to wait until after the end of the semester so she wouldn’t have to miss class.

“I decided on that option because the pain won’t get any worse, and the tape helps,” Cooper said. “I’m working through it.” She said it helps that her coach knows she’s hurting.

The Doctor gave Cooper special tape to hold the muscle in place so that it doesn’t rub as much while she plays. “It still hurts,” she admitted. “The tape only helps to a certain extent. I still play in pain.”

On a scale of one to 10 (with 10 being the worst), Cooper’s pain level is about a seven when she plays.

Cooper said she is not a quitter and tries to work through the pain. “I have never been one to sit out because I’m in pain,” she said. She feels like it can’t really get worse, and even if it did, she would still prefer to keep playing. Cooper said she continued playing soccer when she broke her arm the first week of high school even though her arm was in a full cast past her elbow. “I wasn’t allowed to play contact, only possession games and shooting drills,” she said.

Coach Warren admires Cooper’s tenacity and said that with a nagging injury like Cooper’s, most people would not keep going the way she does. “[Cooper] plays through the pain, she deals with it and doesn’t complain. She works as hard as she can,” Warren said.

Cooper praised Warren as a coach. She said Warren described herself to the team as, “‘I might be crazy but I’m always honest.’ That really encompasses who she is,” Cooper said. “She’s crazy and maybe a little wild but she knows what she’s talking about.”

Cooper appreciates that Coach Warren doesn’t just give orders but shows the team exactly what she wants them to do, whether it’s to stand a certain way, where to go, when to step or when to wait. Cooper referred to this art as “reading the game.”

“[Coach Warren’s] office is always open. People from the team go to see her all the time,” Cooper said. “She’s part of the reason we’re so close. She’s always laughing at practice. She laughs with us and makes jokes. She helps us bond as a team.”

Cooper said there will a long recovery time after the surgery, but she thinks she will be ready to start playing again next fall.

“My friends are supportive, and my parents don’t really question my decisions,” Cooper said. “They help me through them, but they don’t tell me I’m wrong.”

Cooper said the most important part of her life is to “focus on friends and family and [continue] building these relationships. I don’t think I’d be here without my friends and family.”

 

The costume you should NEVER, EVER choose for Halloween

I am going to start by saying I love Halloween. I always have. I love the candy, the costumes, the movies, the all around eeriness and especially the discounted candy sold in the days that follow. However, recently I’ve been noticing a trend that is sucking some of the all around awesomeness out of this holiday that I love.

This is not a, “Oh my goodness, girls today wear costumes that are far too revealing,” article I promise. This is a “please for love of god don’t EVER dress in blackface for Halloween” article.

I wish I didn’t have to write this article. It pains me that after years of what many people consider progress towards racial equality I have to write this, I’d honestly rather be gorging myself on Halloween candy than writing an article about something that, to me, just seems so obvious.

I have a sense of humor, I like to laugh, and I don’t feel like it’s my job to go around policing other people, but after seeing a picture of a young man wearing a bloody hoody in blackface dressed to look like 17-year-old Trayvon Martin standing next to another young man wearing a neighborhood watch shirt, clearly meant to be George Zimmerman, I feel I have to say this. Whatever your intentions are, it’s not okay to paint your face brown, cover yourself in “bling,” and masquerade as a black person for Halloween. It’s tasteless, it’s insulting and it’s wrong on so many different levels.

“But why?” Some of you may be wondering. Part of the fun of Halloween is the chance to be something you’re not for one night. It’s just a joke, some of you might say. Respectfully, anyone who says or thinks that is sadly mistaken. The history of blackface is ugly and hurtful.

Let’s rewind back to the 1800s before television and internet minstrel shows were all the rage. In the 1800s white actors would paint their faces black and give themselves exaggerated features e.i. big mouths and big white lips.

For the entertainment of white audiences, the actors portrayed caricatures about free African-Americans and slaves that embodied pretty much every stereotype about black men and women: sexually aggressive, violent, lazy, unintelligent and to be kept away from whites at all costs. One minstrel show caricature in particular became so popular that it was eventually used as the name for perhaps some of the most oppressive and discriminatory laws in our nation’s history: Jim Crow.

When you’re black or brown in America, finding a costume can be tricky because often there are not many characters who look like you. I love superheroes and over the years I’ve been almost every female super hero from Supergirl to Wonder Woman, but not once have I, as a black person, ever dressed in “white-face” to portray these characters, and I don’t ever plan to because it’s tasteless and unnecessary among other things.

I’m not implying that every person who chooses to make the choice to dress in blackface for Halloween is an evil, KKK-hood-wearing, cross-burning-on-lawns racist. I’ll acknowledge that some people really don’t understand why dressing in blackface is hurtful and insulting because they have different histories.

However, no matter what your intentions are, if you dress in blackface or pretend to be any other race that has long suffered societal and systematic discrimination, you are displaying racism. Think about it, would it be okay to dress up as a holocaust survivor on Halloween?

Halloween is a time for fun, costumes and sugar highs. It’s not an excuse to mock others’ cultures, identities and tragedies. You want to dress up as your favorite rapper, tv character, or maybe our current president? Go for it! But don’t paint your face to resemble the race of that person or character. Although race may be a part of who a person is, it doesn’t make up the entirety that person or character.

So next year, please be a zombie, a ghost or a homicidal 1950s housewife like I plan to be, but please for the love of god, do not dress in blackface or paint your face in any way to resemble a race you are not. Please don’t ever make me have to write an article like this again.